To the wonderful world of VD. This is the land of swollen pustules, creepy pseudo-incest and, of course, Skizzy, Skizzy, and more Skizzy. Sound good to you? Join up!
Here’s what you can expect from good old Die VD Die!!!
Each Thursday, we’ll post a new set of VD-related creative challenges to give you something to do while you should be studying, cleaning, or paying attention to your children. Icons, videos, drabbles, caps for mockage – you name it, and we’ll smear gonorrhea all over it. Each Sunday, Skizzy darling will go all Couch Baron on your ass with a recap of that week’s episode. He will also hump txtequilanights
’s leg, but that’s neither here nor there. Feel free to use that time to publicly gouge out your own eyes over the hideous displays of VD schmoopage we will undoubtedly be forced to endure in the upcoming episodes. Oh, and spoilers? Nay! This is a spoiler-free community, although speculation without spoilers is fine so long as you title the post accordingly.
All of that being said, here are this week’s challenges:Drabble me, baby!Challenge the first
: While every sane person knows that Duncan and forehead kissage have no business being in the same room together, Duncan is clearly neither (you know... neither sane nor person...). He has flagrantly stolen Logan’s signature move, slathering Veronica’s forehead with his herpes-mouth-of-doom. So tell us... what other Logan-moves does Duncan steal? And how does Veronica react?Challenge the second
: We all know that Duncan didn’t do it right. So what did he do? Bonus points for an NC-17 rating!Mockery, thy name is Donut.( Caps rife with mock potentialCollapse )
Here’s the deal. These caps- need -tions. Get it? Captions? Get it? Okay, sorry. Now, go be funny!Iconage!Challenge the first
: Two words. Wiggling eyebrows.Challenge the second
: This episode finally gave us a good, long look at nnnnnnnnekkid Logan! But it also inflicted us with
a plague of locusts
a whole lotta pasty, clothesless Duncan. *cries* Give us... dueling naked chests! Go!Rob have mercy!
Tell us, what was the most painful VD moment of the show this week. Catharsis, baby. Catharsis.And finally, pollage!
So what did that pesky fortune cookie say?
But I like fucking my sisters! Harrumph. Want to give it the old college whatnot anyway?
If you don't date me, I will remove my own arm and FedEx it to your father.
Me want fuck Ron-Ron!
I wuv you beary much!
Nothing. It was a blank piece of paper loaded with subliminal messages. It's the only fucking explanation.
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for your pimping pleasure.( Pimpage!Collapse )